Temple o’ bloggers’ chant.

Can anyone please tell me what’s hip about Talkr? I don’t understand why all bloggers are so mesmerized by it.

To me, it’s just like a monotonous text reading machine that reads out the wadever text of your post. I remember in secondary school, and also primamry school, my cher told me my reading sux, my cheena cher commented that i’m more like a chantting monk.

Than again, why are the bloggers out there Talkring? Can’t readers read out their post ar what? O_o? OK, it says that Talkr allows you to listen to text-only blogs on your iPod. But again, why would you choose listening to a supposedly-interesting blog and doze off compared to reading it and get like so wide awaken and energectic right after?

Do things for a purpose, not becose everyone’s doing it!

The blogger, that is me, did not act cute like in this picture to attract yong and innocent chio bu.
This blog, I assure you, have not used vulgarities to the extreme, unlike Rockson, lor.
The blog is full of Singalish, which I think hor, all Singapoleans muz be proud of, lor!
I never start racism like wad Rockson, and another i-dunno-hu blogger did, lar.
I also never go blog bad things about my cher although they always kan me upside down inside out.
I din complain about gahmen as much as i complain about the siao za bor stalker who haunt me every night.
I not as downgraded as kenny sia to creat a benglish translator, Gahmen should kan him on the merry-go-round, man! too bad he not s’porean ar.
I also not as $#%#$%% as SPG to post my kuku jiao on my blog, so feel like vomiting.

Lastly ar,
Miyagi likes to promote his backside that I think almost kena flambée wan.
Xiaxue likes to advertise how much controversial her cunt has brought about.
Rockson likes to tell a lot of stories about his kuku chiow, which he call it, horse.
(But I wan to say 1 thing, I think he horse got Mad Horse Disease wan. Gals who want to ride his horse muz becareful, later you all kena buang from left to right and back to left again, then i think Rockson will “Hahahaha!” again.)

Then me leh? I never say anything. So my blog not so R21. Even uncles, aunties and xiao didi can come in fuck around.

Recently I Receive a lot a spams in my other blogs and saw many spams in other people’s blog. Lan jiao! Can sue wan not? I see Singapore gahmen oways got thing no thing also sue wan. Everytime see news got stupid stupid things ended up in court.

S’pore gahmen so free but why they never go check who so boliao go spam people’s blog? Atleast fine them lar? Kan their backside also I happy wad?

Next time I should go ask my computer freakard buddy create some virus and couter attack the cheebyes of thoes lanjiao spammers.

He is a guy… (ya lar! then wad? Gay ar?!)

He is a guy, who is given a very special name.
He is a guy, who catches a cold almost daily when he was still a child.
He is a guy, who never had much toys.
He is a guy, who always crave for nasi ayam whenever he eats out.
He is a guy, who never has his own attitude and style.
He is a guy, who scarcely get himself involved in a game of soccer, or a match in basketball.
He is a guy, who sometimes looks for perfection, and other times not, depending on his interest.
He is a guy, who tried stealing books from liabrary, and money from his mom, ages ago.
He is a guy, who got himself involved in a car accident when he was very very young.
He is a guy, who acted superhero and smashed the glass cover of a clock with bare hands out of mischieve.
He is a guy, who unintentionally ignored the feelings of almost everyone.
He is a guy, who surfs porn but hardly fantasies.
He is a guy, who prefer chio bu in clothes then in their birthday suit.
He is a guy, who think of sex but never rape.
He is a guy, who had only 3 steads but all broke less then a month.
He is a guy, who likes to blog as if any fuck would give a damn.
He is a guy, who craps more then anyone, and no one else could get lamer then him.
He is a guy, who wanted some friends, but hardly kept anyone, cause he don’t know how.
He is a guy, who sometimes prefer to be a loner, but other times wishes to be surrounded by friends.
He is a guy, who prefer living a virtual life then being virtual in the real world.
He is a guy, who can hardly pass his NS, and never wishes to train up his body.
He is a guy, who have got lots of family problems, but anyway, who cares?
He is a guy, who see every strangers kind, but every acquaintances bad.
He is a guy, who always seems to be so out of fashion, but never really give a fuck about that.
He is a guy, who is a big attention grabber, but all he seek was recognition from the mist of audience.
He is a guy, who once thought guys were bengs and gals can be trusted, but now he realized he’s never right.
He is a guy, who can be called suaku since he hardly leaves his house other then going to places he HAVE to.
He is a guy, who can be baffled by lots of things, and sometimes, possess the ability to baffle you too.
He is a guy, who loves the nature, the art of music, and the art of photography.
He is a guy, who never hesitate being honest, at certain times.
He is a guy, who never dare to own up, sometimes.
He is a guy, who can spend hours typing this post, if he wanted.
He is a guy, who can type even longer then this, if you never gets tired of it.

Who is he?
His not me.
Who am I?
The opposite of him, not.

Heard of THAT?!
Talkr!

i juz heard of that, dude.

i dunno exactly wadthehell issit, but i know it sux.
less u using proper grade A engrish for ur blog, lar?!

here’s a sample of it on Rockson’s post on Talkr.

ok, Rockson’s blog is already farking damn 好笑。
now in Talkr he’s post become more hilariously 好笑！
when “cheebye” is pronouced as “cheebee”
when “lan jiao” is pronouced as “lan chiao”

lan jiao.. blog “upgrades” nowadays…
i rather spend sometime and eye power to read the long long post myself rather than to listen halfway and fall alsp, or laugh to death. no, more like cold and frozen to death.

wadever… click on it and listen.
have a good fark! ahem! i mean have a good laugh.

Q: What’s a blog?
A: A blog is a WebLog?

i think some stupid idiots will gimme obvious answere like this.
u think.. I DUNNO AR?!

what is a blog for? ppl sure ask abt this, lar! dumb!

the deffination of a blog from blogspot:
A blog gives you your own voice on the web. It’s a place to collect and share things that you find interesting - whether it’s your political commentary, a personal diary, or links to web sites you want to remember.

2 cases (or more) of blogs got into a big hoo-ha, lar.
if you go watch news or read the newspaper, should noe wad i’m refering.
for farkers like me who ignore the news but am a constant washingtant bloggers who readdup blogs, i noe also.
unless you damn too very farkttup, lar?
then i nth to say.

rockson and another blogger, which i dunno who the fark, got into court for bringing up racism stuff in blogs.
like as if entertainer bloggers with the power of a fly got the ability to bring up race riots or anything tt great?
i hardly thought so.

another case which happens dunno when recently, was the students flaming up their chers and the vice president, eh no, principle, only.
then wadz the fuss all about?
3 days suppension..the school also song ar? got shit use?
it’s not like the students really pour karosin on them and light them up, wad?

blogspot is a company in San Francisco, lor.
they can assept political stuff oso.
then our gahmen so hum ji.
little bit of thinggy oso scared like ayam.

unless the gahmen expect their citizens to lead a boring life and only blog out a diary like:
this morning i woke up at 6 in the morning to attend my school. sch so good, let us wake up so early as it’s good for us. then in sch we had this stall selling vegetarian stuff. very good for health oso, no meat, less oil, low sugar, a lot of vege. my favourite kind of food. the teacher in school very good to us also. they want us good tt’s y scold us and hamtam us. i go to sch very happy. the end.

well, u cant criticise the infamous singer in ur blog, but u can say out loud else where unless u dun let mata hear lor.
u cant complaint about ur boss, ur school juz to relief some stress they farkingly give u lor.
u cant tease ur malay frens say they look like pig even if they are ur real close frens and wun mind lor.

now make me also abit scared of blogging liao. liddat still got life or not?

small fry like us (even xiaxue, miyagi or brown) cant cause the whole world to get into kaos lar.
worst come to worst oso kaos in their own blog’s comment only, lor.

gahmen ar gahmen… u all get a life oso leh, so free meh?

today went out, took bus.

on the way in the bus, saw this old fark with his pals, each sitting individually on 4 seats side by side.

1st happening thing is that, they took up the seats, and the bus got no more vacant seats.
2nd happening thing is that, the most happening wan, that is, tt old fark spitted on the fully air-conditioned bus.

na buay shee buai…
if s’pore got law, i hope tt fark got fine.
if s’pore no law, i still hope there’s retribution, hope either he got infected with dengwee fever from other ppl’s spit, or kena the chicken flu. if not, get chocked by his own damn saliva.
however, if i would have known that both situation does not exist , that is very obvious it doesn’t, i would have throw that farker out of the bus, at least.

bustard.

there are many ways o’ blogging, but still am asking, which way am i going?

nah, u’d say juz follow where your heart goes.
well, i sae, i dont want to be a follower, neither can i be a leader.

i’ll juz, no chioce, be a fellow follower in the end.
what am i?
just a blogger, afterall.

how much is that doggy in the window?
how much is that blogger behind the laptop?!
anyway.

i’m wondering right now if anyone watches the 1st maiden epidsode of “Love Airways” on Chn U this wednesday.

if yes, i’m farkingly hoping tt you are rating it the same as i am.
if no, you can juz fark off and stop reading this post cos there’s juz nth you are interested about.
however, if u think you might be interested to know more about the show after going through this post, then read it.
anyway, i dunch think i can stop you from anything you wanna do.
curiosity kills a cat, since u are not a cat, then i farkingly hope that you are wasting ur time here.

this blardy show sux.
it’s so called “sex education” show when the show it’s own is so stupidly-seductivly shown.
but obviously, they failed to do so.
with some dumb moves and so on.. two thumbs down, huh!?
the gals acted horny, but they cant make my jiao thorny.
it’s pretty a good turn off.

it’s pretty o lame the way the show is.
posting stupid questions to couples about how they have sex, when the couples had already mentioned it b4.
what a good way to delay time, huh?
mediocock either lack of talented ppl or they got overwelming number o’ idiots.

it’s extremely a turn off anyway.
but still, some questions really help in understand wad farking really is and how you fark the right way though.
still, on the overall, it’s juz a blardy waste o’ time, but juz to get viewers, they rated it “PG”.
like i mentioned, curiosity kills a cat, but in lieu, they chose to waste your time.

if you got too much time not knowing where to use, i say, okay lar, go ahead and burry ur head in the picture box.
hopefully next few epidsodes i’ll like it lor?

anyway a short 30mins show shouldn’t waste much of my time commenting it.
so, ciaoz!

lets see wad are the farkttup things i encountered today (and the not so farkttup ones).
wadever it is, they are still farkttups.

today when i got home, just as i was about to get picked up in a lift, 1 farking INDIAN old man holding his farking lighted ciggy enter the lift as well.
oh? did the sign in every lift just said “NO SMOKING”?
i guess that asshole is either an illiterate, or that s’pore gahment zuo bo lan.
i tot the lift inside got camera wan? bluff xiao didi not to pee only issit?
damn farkttup wan!

tt guy stinks like hell, along with his ciggy.
guess wad? he stays only on a 7th floor.
cant he just farking wait for another lift, or juz throw that i-noe-it’s-expensive ciggy away? if not, juz climb the stairs lar!

Na buey shee bye, if i noe he oso entering tt lift i sure walk up the stairs instead.
even if i’m staying on a 20th story can?

IF YOU WAN TO SMOKE, DUN TAKE A LIFT, DUN RIDE A BUS, DUN ENTER A SHOPPING CENTRE. OR ELSE, GET CURSED FOR AN EARLY DEATH!

allright, so wadz the not so farkttup, but still farktup wan?
ytd i had juz been toking abt sgGirls, and today, i found some shit lying in our blogosphere.

from tomorrow.sg, i got here, greeting everyone with a not-so-nice butt clad in a piece of string.
which ever alphabet u call that string.

and from this blog, i got to tt butt owner.
interestingly exortic blog it is.
if SPG is like sooooo obscene to you, then i advise u not to go to hazel’s.

she’s an extreme bitch if u ask me.
so wad issit that she blogs about so often?
posting pictures of herself nude, but never her could-be-ugly face.
writings of her sexual experiances, one-night-stands, blow job, and wadever fark you name it, she got it up packed up her ass.

it’s a pity to say that any female attention seeker so horny have only got 20 linkies to her site.

out of pityness, and ahem, kinkyness, i’ll give her an extra link here.

just a suggestion, she should quit as an accountant, or wadsoever, and get a life as a prostitue.

shame on s’pore’s bloggers…